my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
(Source: myreligioniskindness)
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
(Source: my-holmes-chapel-homie-hazza)
